How to Get Moar Brainz

Review of Last Meeting

• Brain consumption is down 25%!
• Zomboss is conducting layoffs
• Better schooling for zombies
• You can't eat rocks
• We need moar brainz

Unfinished Business

Problem: Too many stray dogs on the streets

Solution: Adopt more dogs

Problem: Dental care is too expensive

Solution: Brush those chompers

Problem: Too many wall-nuts

Solution: Ladder

New Ideas

We can ask people to kindly hand over their brains.

• need look good
• need be funny
• need be cool

We can trick people into thinking we're a friendly neighbor coming over for a visit.

• brainscamming
• credit card fraud
• identity theft

Comments/Questions/Concerns

Bob: Grr I hate plants.

Cher: Dave smells good.

Dave: Perhaps we should consider the morality of eating brains and renounce our carnivorous ways.

Lisa: Where the brains at?

Diagrams

Brainsnacking

Interest Form

Personal Information

Name:

Email:

Date of Death:

I am interested in:

young brains
old brains
soft brains
large brains

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Select a means of transportation: Foot Car Swimming Pogo Digging Balloon

I verify that I am dead.
I am alive, but I consent to having my brain eaten.