How to Get Moar Brainz

Attendees

Jason
Bob
Cher
Dave
Lisa

Agenda

Review of Last Meeting
Finish Unfinished Business
New Ideas
Brainsnacking

Review of Last Meeting

Brain consumption is down 25%!
Zomboss is conducting layoffs
Better schooling for zombies
You can't eat rocks
We need moar brainz

Unfinished Business

Problem: Too many stray dogs on the streets

Solution: Adopt more dogs

Problem: Dental care is too expensive

Solution: Brush those chompers

Problem: Too many wall-nuts

Solution: Ladder

New Ideas

We can ask people to kindly hand over their brains.

need look good
need be funny
need be cool

We can trick people into thinking we're a friendly neighbor coming over for a visit.

brainscamming
credit card fraud
identity theft

Comments/Questions/Concerns

Bob: Grr I hate plants.

Cher: Dave smells good.

Dave: Perhaps we should consider the morality of eating brains and renounce our carnivorous ways.

Lisa: Where the brains at?

Diagrams

Brainsnacking

Interest Form

Personal Information Name:

Email:

Date of Death:

I am interested in: young brains
old brains
soft brains
large brains

Please list any allergies:

State your preferred attire:

Select a means of transportation:

I verify that I am dead.
I am alive, but I consent to having my brain eaten.